Nepal Vista : Quotations on Nepalese Government

Quotations relevant to Nepal!

... the quotations to the mark the festivals in Nepal Tihar and Dashain ...

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet.--Fran Lebowitz";

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like
and let the food fight it out inside.--Mark Twain (835 - 90)";

"The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.--Peter De Vries";

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa.
Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days
we had to live on nothing but food and water.--W. C. Fields (890 - 946)";

"In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.--Peter Drucker";

"To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.--Benjamin Franklin (706 - 790)";

"Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases.--American Heart Association Cookbook";

"Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.--Adelle Davis";

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.--Orson Welles";

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.--Lewis Carroll (832 - 898)";

"C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.--Cookie Monster, character on Sesame Street-U.S. children's television program";

"He who does not mind his belly will hardly will hardly mind anything else. --Samuel Johnson";

"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... --Peter Oakley";

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. --George Bush U.S. president 990";

"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. --Rita Rudner";

"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.--Nancy Astor";

"I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.--Rose Kennedy (890-995) family matriarch on her 00th birthday 99";

"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.--Rodney Dangerfield";

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. --Groucho Marx (895-977)";

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. --Virginia Woolf";

"The west wasn't won on salad. --ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement 990";

"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.---Samuel Butler";

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.---Richard Braunstein";

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries. The girl at the counter said, Would you like some fries with that?--Jay Leno";

"Work is the curse of the drinking class.--Oscar Wilde(854-900)";

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. --Albert Einstein (879-955)";

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food.--George Bernard Shaw (856-950)";

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.---Buddy Hackett";

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.---Jackie Gleason";

"Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.--Lord Byron";

"Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.--Anonymous";

"No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. ---Channing Pollack";